When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife
kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed.
But somehow, I always had something else to take care of
first, the truck, the car, playing golf,
Always something more important to me.
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again, I handed her a toothbrush. I said, 'When you finish cutting the grass,
you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Words and Wisdom from a Senior
Remember, some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is definitely not for you.
If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.