After working his farm …
Swimming in the Pond After working his farm every day, an old farmer rarely had time to enjoy the large pond in the back that he had fixed up years…
An elderly woman…
Walmart An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes…
Barbara, a senior citizen…
Prescribed medication Barbara, a senior citizen, was distraught, so she phoned her doctor's office. "Is it true," she wanted to know, "that the medication you prescribed has to be taken…
Mr. and Mrs. Rogers rushed into…
Dental Appointment Mr. and Mrs. Rogers rushed into the dentist's surgery, where Mr. Marsh makes it absolutely clear that he is in a big hurry. 'No expensive extras, Doctor', Rogers…
When our lawn mower broke…
Lawn mower When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow, I always had something else to…
Rita found her husband…
Spelling Rita found her husband hanging in the bedroom one morning. There was a note on his bed that read, “I can’t take the critism anymore.” She quickly cut…
An elderly man, who was driving…
A lecture about alcohol abuse An elderly man, who was driving erratically around 2 a.m., was stopped by the police and asked where he was going at that time of…
A single guy decided life would be…
A Talking Centipede A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So, he went to the pet store and told the owner that he…