Rita found her husband…

Tell Me More is spreading the laughter this summer.


Rita found her husband hanging in the bedroom one morning.

There was a note on his bed that read, “I can’t take the critism anymore.”


She quickly cut the rope, brought him down and managed to revive him.

As her husband lay in her arms and slowly opened his eyes, she remarked:

“That’s NOT how you spell criticism, my dear!”


An Angry Wife

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out.

As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.”

He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”

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